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sexhaver:

a team in last year’s robotics class forgot to comment out a line of joke code so during the final their robot completed the assigned task in autonomous mode, stopped directly in front of the professor, printed “HEADED HOME, MOTHERFUCKERS” to its LCD, and drove back to base

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Wait, wait, wait, I have an amazing new idea. How about we fix the American school system.

What the hell is even going on in America

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Bae caught me sleepin

Bae caught me sleepin

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sofiajonze:

a guy walked into the board room and said

"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"

and i just stared at him and coldly said

"i am the regional reports manager"

we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life

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castielsteenwolf:

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just a cat giving a presidential speech on ebola…

IVE HAD A TUMBLR FOR 4 YEARS AND THIS IS THE BEST THING IVE EVER SEEN ON HERE I CANT BREATHE

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damn even animals know white people will shoot anything outside their race

#GotEmCoach

thahalfrican:

yogibreez:

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damn even animals know white people will shoot anything outside their race

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d3monsrun:

What the FUCK is she filing?! Her fucking GLOVES?!

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